我不清楚台灣的燈泡是不是跟英國一樣。                                      
                                                                          
在英國,燈泡的包裝紙上都有警告--
do not put that object into your mouth.                                      
                                                                          
意思是不要把燈泡放進口中。                                               
他奶奶的...那有人會放這東西進口中?英國人都有些白痴...                                                  
告訴你,世事無絕對!                                                      
                                                                          
有天我和一個印度朋友在家中看電視,我和他談到這件事,                                                         
他告訴我他們小學的教科書也有說到,因燈泡放進口後便會卡住
無論如果都拿不出來,他十分肯定書是那麼說的...                                                                
但我十分懷疑,我認為燈泡的表面是十分滑的,如果可以放得進口
證明口部足夠大讓其出入,理論上也可以拿出來。                                                                 
但這印度白痴只說書是那麼說的...便一定是正確...                                                              
我被他這種不求什解的態度弄火了,我說他笨,                                                                   
他說我不會英文不看書...我們便吵了起來...                                                                     
                                                                          
我一肚火的回了家,拿起一個普通大小的                                     
燈泡在床上左想右想,                                                     
始終認為我沒有錯,想到這印度朋友的無知,                                                                     
也本著科學家的精神-----大膽假設,小 心求證。                                                                 
我決定要證實他看。當然,我也做了安全                                     
措施...買了一枝菜油回家。                                                
若卡土住了便放油,我就不信滑不出來!                                                                      
                                                                          
一切就緒,二話不說便把燈泡放進口中...                                                                     
                                                                          
不消1秒便滑入了口,倒也容易...照這樣看要拿出來絕無問題。                                                     
心想這印度白痴,看看我中國人的智慧和膽色吧!                                                                 
不像你這書呆子...心想中國戰勝印度...打從心裏笑了出來...哈哈!                                                
                                                                          
於是我輕鬆的拉了燈泡一下.........好!我放多點力 .........                                      
o.k~我把口張大一些 .........                                            
不怕,我把口張得最大,放多一點力(要很小心拉破燈)........                                                           
媽的!...真的在內裏卡住了......好在還有枝菜油.........                                           
                                                                           
(30 分鐘後)                                                            
我倒了3/4枝油,其中一半倒了進肚,那燈泡還是動也不動...                                                      
這時候,我只好打電話求救.......................                                                  
正當我按到一半,我記起我口中塞了個燈泡...如何說話?                                                           
                                                                          
現在我只好向鄰居求助,我寫了一張便條後便去找鄰家那老婦。                                                     
她一見我便大呼救命...我立即給她看我的便條 ---                                                               
please call me a taxi and tell the driver to take me hospital.                                              
(請招我一輛的士,還請告訴師機蛓我到醫院。)                                                                 
她看中F大約1.75分鐘後大聲狂笑...                                         
(如果我說得出話我便f**k 她了。)                                         
                                                                          
15分鐘後,的士來了。                                                     
師機一見我,笑了一回(其實他一直沒有停過)。                                                                 
在的士上不停的問我何以這麼做...(...他媽的...我如何答他?)                                        
還不停說我的口太小,如果是他的口便沒有問題...                                                                
我看看他的口真是很大...                                                  
但我好想告訴他,無論如何不要試...可                                      
惜我開不了口!                                                           
我看看他的倒後鏡,我好像含住一條金魚...                                                                     
                                                                         
在醫院,我被護士罵了十多分鐘,說我浪費她們時間。                                                             
還要我排一條很長的龍...                                                  
我在人群中待了2.5小時...2.5小時...                                       
那些痛楚萬分的傷者,看見我都好像不痛                                     
了...人人都偷偷笑出來...                                                 
我覺得自己還有些作用...                                                   
                                                                          
醫生把綿花放進我口的兩旁,然後把燈泡                                     
打碎...一片片的拿出來...                                                 
我的口腫得很大...最後他告訴我下回不要試,和告訴別人我的經驗...                                              
我告訴他我一定不會了。                                                    
                                                                          
當我離開醫院時,我在想這地球一定沒有                                     
像我這麼白痴的生物了...                                                  
當我開門離開時,迎面來了一個人,是剛                                     
才那的士司機...                                                           
..
..                                                                       
..                                                                       
..                                                                       
..                                                                       
他口中含住一個燈泡。 

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hahaha....有趣歸有趣啊~
但是還是不要輕易嚐試把燈泡放進嘴巴裡面的好...
不過真的會拿不出來嗎??
那換小顆一點的燈泡不就好了..手電筒的燈泡~
哈哈~有點冷=.=

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  • samnmn
  • 沒事含燈泡幹嘛?當人體手電筒嘛?<br />
    想到之前也有收到一個mail<br />
    上面講了30個還是50個驚奇的事<br />
    有一項就是:「你絕對舔不到你的手肘!!!」<br />
    <br />
    很白痴 我就有試<br />
    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />
    <br />
    真的舔不到耶!!!!= =
  • KATEANDROCK
  • 本來就不會想到要去含燈泡<br />
    看完突然有種衝動想要去試試看<br />
    人就是這麼變態吧 哈哈哈<br />
    <br />
    舔手肘我也試過ㄝ 真的很白癡<br />
    看到又忍不住想試
  • scloud
  • 哈哈~那個舔手肘唷~<br />
    我有想試ㄝ~不過感覺好蠢=.=
  • 喵
  • 越是警告不要做的事,人們便越會去做!<br />
    真是不解呀~
  • sandrasu
  • 哈哈...真的舔不到手肘耶....<br />
    誰來試一下燈泡的事啊...
  • MEI-秀美
  • 哈 哈 哈~~~ 這個好笑 <br />
    世上真是無奇不有.怪事一堆ㄟ<br />
    今天太早來到公司了 一邊吃早餐一邊看你PO的網誌<br />
    笑到我肚子痛<br />
    呼籲所有好奇寶寶們 千萬千萬不要嘗試
  • KATEANDROCK
  • 偷放假.....<br />
    還是躲在家裡塞燈泡
  • scloud
  • 喵~<br />
    就是有人想要挑戰極限啊!呵呵<br />
    <br />
    阿紫~<br />
    你要試一下嗎?ㄎㄎㄎ...<br />
    <br />
    秀美~<br />
    真的是無奇不有啊!<br />
    <br />
    kat~<br />
    哪有偷放假~我很正大光明ㄝ~<br />
    還躲在家塞燈泡咧~我又不是笨蛋=.=
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